Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I used to make fun of bloggers. Now I am one.

Ha! Isn't that the way life is? I used to think blogging was a silly thing to do, yet here I am making my very first post in my very first, and certainly only, blog. I'm not sure how regularly I will be able to update this blog, but I'm sure it will be often enough to keep my global audience of millions upon millions of adoring fans eagerly coming back for more.

It is my solemn promise you that this blog will always be 100% accurate, fair and balanced, will save the whales, end world hunger, and bring about world peace. All you have to do is read it.

Oh, and one last promise: this blog will never contain sarcasm. Ever.

Thanks for reading and stay tuned! More to come soon.